The Perfect Site
  1. Dark colors are pretty.
  1. Bright colors that clash are a total killer. (Ex. Hot pink and lime green. Sky blue and sunny orange, etc.) Bright colors in general are bad. I�d like to be able to view my monitor without wearing sunglasses.
  1. Embedded music files are a big no-no. Can you say crash the computer? Plus I listen to my wonderful music when I'm on the computer and it totally ruins the song. Maybe I'm not listening to anything but my speakers are on? It scares me when an unknown rap, pop, hip-hop, crap song comes on by a weirdo who needs to brush their teeth, speak properly�
  1. Happyflappy celebrity layouts like Beyonce, Britney, Ashlee, Jessica, Orlando, Usher, Ashton, Lindsay, Hilary, Good Charlotte, whatever. ENOUGH ALREADY! It�s the same damn picture in basically the same damn layout format. Don�t you ever get tired of seeing the same faces in the newspaper or magazines? I don�t want them smiling falsely from my computer screen, thank you very much.
  1. dO n0T uNdEr aNyY cIrCuMstaNcEz tYpE lyK dIs. I weeL kiLL j0O iNshtaNtLee uPoN seEyN a fooLL seNtncE oF diSh. dat goz for ebonics and 1337 too. How on earth do you even press the shift button every other letter or type letters in for numbers? D-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y. It�s a very useful thing when learning to spell. Also it�s a lot more appealing to the brain when you don�t have to puzzle together words.
  1. This site was last updated a billion years ago. Come on! You�re wasting space, especially if it�s on someone else�s domain. Actually, I sometimes fault to this but still. What if I emailed you or wanted to get in contact, would it ever be received?
  1. Oh my god. He is hot. And he�s hot too. And he�s hot. I love that band! I�ve never heard their music, but whatever. He�s hot! Who cares about their songs? He�s hot.
    You obviously wouldn�t know music. Period. I need not go on.

 

That�s all I can think of for now. Sorry, folks.